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Finally got around to updating the muxtape, so for a few of you that were harassing me about it - there yah go!
I couldn't remember what I had on it last, so sorry if there are any repeats. :  |
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I'm back!
Heath Ledger is dead. :  |
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Dec. 14th, 2007 @ 10:01 pm
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I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're going to have to knock off this Olympia Vernon shit right now. I'm sick of reading about it. I'm sick of people telling me about it. I don't even want to hear about it again.
You. Are. All. Morons.
Guess what. The internet is not your secret little club. Things you say on the internet aren't magic, they aren't imaginary. I hate to break it to you, but it's not like they "don't count" because they're online. The internet, yes even your precious livejournal, is a public forum. If you talk about someone in a post, it is available to the whole internet. It's just like if you stood up on a soapbox in a plaza and shouted your heart out. If you name-drop someone in a post, and you are too stupid to make that entry private or restricted, then you are an idiot and deserve whatever comes to you.
It is not "stalking" to search for one's own name and, upon seeing it appear in someone's public entry mentioning you, read that post. If you overheard someone talking about you out on the lawn, you would be in your right to listen and to comment. The same applies here.
What makes this worse, is that the idiot that didn't lock their post then organized some retarded campaign of whiners trying to make some kind of point by name-dropping all over the place and generally shitting up everyone's time. Knock. It. Off. This is retarded and you are all idiots.
If I see this crap on my friends page, or if someone mentions it to me one more time I am not speaking to them again because they are too god damn stupid to be my friend.
If you say something publicly, be prepared to be confronted with it. That's how life works, fucktard.
THE END

People having been banned for this stupid-ass reason (please don't find yourself on this list):
sakuragrrl - " Yeah... you're pretty much right. I'm locking that post I made, cause this shit's gotten out of control.
Though I still think it's ridiculous on her side, being a Pulitzer Prize nominated author and a supposed professional and everything and still actually caring about what teenagers say in their livejournals. Honestly."
loonylupinlover - "...I should talk to him about Olympia Vernon and then make him post something on it so you'll never talk to him again XD " :  | idiots
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Hi all!
As those of you (and I'm guessing this actually applies to several of you) that still have Mr. Rogers on their friends list surely have noticed, he posted a ridiculously long diatribe about some shit you may or may not care about.
I, in an attempt to jokingly educate him on some basic internet etiquette, set out to comment "tl ;dr" and a link to the code for an lj-cut on his post.
Upon doing so, I discovered I had been banned from commenting on his journal. Who knows why, and who cares... but, this led me to post my comment anonymously.
Instead of taking the comment for what it was, a suggestion of basic internet politeness and a joke, Mr. Rogers decided to be what can only be described as an "enormous" "tool". This is really not surprising.
He chose, instead of saying "screw off" or yahknow.. putting his fuck-long post behind a cut... to attempt to call me out for posting my comment anonymously. This was hilariously ironic, as his attempt to call me cowardly for posting anonymously was actually entirely based on his being too cowardly to allow me to comment on his journal.
I informed him that my comment was anonymous because I was banned from commenting, and that he is a pompous asshole.
I encourage you all to do the same.
Mr. Rogers then proceeded to delete my comments from his post.
Here is the aforementioned huge-ass post: http://raven-flight.livejournal.com/12663.html?view=20343#t20343
Those not aware of Mr. Rogers are also invited to encourage his placing of this ridiculous post behind an lj-cut.
That's all.
Oh, one more thing...
Since I'm sure Mr. Rogers will realize it was I that was commenting on his journal, I would like to add one thing:
Fuck you, Mr. Rogers. Fuck your arrogance. Fuck your pompous, hackneyed, childish behavior that ruined the one good idea you'll ever have in your wasted little life. Take your stupid, rambling, pointless posts, and just stuff a cock in it.
That's from the heart, asshat.
Oct. 9th, 2007 @ 06:47 pm
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| » Two Posts In One Night?... I know, I know... crazy (ZFP#2) |
This one doesn't get a creative post along with it... if you didn't notice the other post RIGHT NEXT to this one... you suck.
Zombie Force Presidents, Episode #2: The Origin Of Zombie Charles Darwin
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Dec. 4th, 2005 @ 09:00 pm
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| » The Moment You've All Been Waiting For... (ZFP#1) |
Alright... I can't seem to make a post without you people harassing me...
"Where are the Zombie Force Presidents?!?!" you say.. "What's with no Zombie Force Presidents??"
Right now, some of you are probably getting ready to ask even more questions.. like.. "Why aren't there Zombie Force Presidents?" or "Hey... uh... what the fuck is a Zombie Force President?"
Well, without further ado (or rather, in anticipation of future 'ado' ...)
Zombie Force Presidents, Episode #1: The Misfit
(For those of you with no idea what I'm talking about... the Zombie Force Presidents are a comic idea my friend Michael and I came up with a year or so ago, based on a joke I made about an ad campaign for a campus party... "Zombie Reagan wants YOU! ... and brains.... to come to the 80's party" ... anyway, it escalated to a ridiculous degree, and now I bring you, the official comic that you can find in Accidental Pornography, Willamette University's free-speech Zine)
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Dec. 4th, 2005 @ 08:44 pm
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